Monday, 17 November 2014


Toronto- -Toronto TV channels watched Remembrance Day with an extensive variety of creative programming at 11 am: 

CTV – The View 

CH TV – The Price is Right 

Omni – Montel 

City – John Walsh 

Worldwide – a narrative about the second world war in which Mackenzie King was imaginatively depicted talking with an English stress. 

Trust the left-inclining CBC and SRC to ruin the vibe by demonstrating a bundle of old fellows laying wreaths at some landmark. 


Washington- -American security authorities are requesting that rejection zones be secured in London amid "president" George W. Bosh's prospective state visit to the United Kingdom. 

"I need that ruler Charles out of any zone where I may need to twist over," Mr. Bosh is accounted for to have said. 

A representative for ruler Charles had taken a pledge of quiet. 


Toronto- -In today's civil decisions David Miller, the most leftwing of the significant contender for chairman of Toronto, has pushed out the most preservationist real applicant, John Tory, to turn into the new leader of Canada's city. 

Tory, a previous CEO of Rogers Cable, grumbled that "I could have won in the event that they'd acknowledged my arrangement for negative alternative voting. What's useful for Rogers Cable is useful for Canada- -simply ask the CRTC." 


New York- -The International Atomic Energy Agency has proclaimed that it has discovered no proof of an Iranian system to create atomic weapons. 

In Washington, American "president" George W. Bosh anounced that this discovering affirmed American suspicions. "These worldwide organizations said that Iraq had no weapons of mass devastation or arrangements to create any, which is the reason we needed to attack Iraq. Presently they've embroiled Iran also." 

In Pyongyang Kim Jong-Il communicated incredible worthlessness at his powerlessness to pull in American consideration. "We North Koreans have got Wmds up the wazoo," the Dear Leader proclaimed. "Be that as it may the US treats us as though we've got BO or something. That is to say, if the US needs a battle, we're prepared to go. What do we need to do.